I haven't yet clocked how quickly MexiMuffs walk. In fact, I don't think they even walk to begin with. This picture reveals their gait is more of a pointless shuffling.
We see that MexiMuffs are much like the elderly, in that their movement is greatly limited without a walker. Except that MexiMuff's walkers are their kids' strollers.
So, you see, viewers, they don't have all those ninos because they need anchor babies and are burdened by Catholic dogma. They're to weigh down the other end of the stroller, and to give me boners.
The women, not the kids, you pervert.
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