This descendent of Cortez could have been wearing the infield tarp from Wrigley and there would still be a bulbous muff showing. As such, it wasn't too hard of a snag, though my first MexiMuff wearing "overalls", as you can see from straps hanging off of her rear end.
It's a real level of failure when you're too fat for overalls.
If you're wondering what her shirt says, I'll reveal the answer, because it's been haunting my dreams for a few days now:
"Magic Genie Lamp Hidden in My Pants.
Rub it, and a Wish Will Come True."
Does it count if you're rubbing yourself?
