I had been considering opening a "Muffs R Us" store that only sold sizes XS, S, and M. Then I thought, "How am I going to keep all the hot women who should be wearing these clothes out, and only let in Mexican chunksters?"
The answer was simple: trails of Bimbo snack pastries from the bus stops to my front door. You might think Mexicans wouldn't eat cheap baked goods off the ground. You'd be a racist, though.
submiciones: muff@mexicanmuffintops.com
