It was this exact day, one thousand years ago, when a mysterious fog crept in to all the bus stops of the ancient Aztec city of Chiapas. It cursed the people of the region with immense amounts of torso fat, and shrank all shirts larger than a size medium. Its people have roamed the earth, (via public transportation), for years, trying to quench their insatiable thirst for full-calorie soda and unprotected sex.
The legends foretold of a savior who could break the curse. Unfortunately, he was run over by a herd of strollers.
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