Is it really fair that there are millions of handicapped parking spots that go unused every day while Meximuffs must trod our fair country with ninos and strolleros in tow? I say, non!
I hereby announce a campaign to change half of all handicapped parking signs to "Meximuff Parking" signs. No longer will Spanish-speaking chubsters have to walk dozens of meters to get to third-hand clothing stores. This will save many calories.
I don't have a plan on getting them cars or licenses or citizenship or anything, but baby steps, folks. Baby steps.
Submiciones, por favor: muff@mexicanmuffintops.com
