While "Mr." Green Jeans was a loveable handyman who brought Captain Kangaroo interesting items to discuss, "Mrs." Green Jeans is a fat Mexican.
To be fair, this senorita isn't really all that fat. She has a blown out gut thanks to a nino or tres, but no real large excess of body fat. Thank goodness she keeps it real by wearing completely trashy clothes that are in no way appropriate for her body.
Also to be fair, those aren't really jeans. Thanks for crapping all over my premise. Dick.
