"Futbal", however, is amazingly sexy to watch. If you're a lady, you can stare at David Beckham's junk. If you're a señor, you can drool over the Meximuffs watching their hombres kicking a taped-up pillow around, or whatever else can be passed off as a futbal.
Or, if you're me, you can park your van in the public park parking lot at 4 am and drink off-brand energy drinks until all the señoritas arrive. One of these days, I'll work up the courage to pop open my van door quickly as they walk by and snag a MexiMuff for myself. Until then, I can only dream . . .
