That's how you can tell the age of trees, you know



Surely each ring cannot represent a year in this slovenly senorita's life. Mayhaps they are marks of each terrible personal health choice. The black ones might be a chalupa and a decision not to take the stairs. The aqua stripes might be a more serious choice. Something like a Sunday afternoon at Country Time Buffet followed by a nap on a third-hand futon in a den that's been converted to sleep eight.


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