More user submiciones, this from a camera phone in the Orange County, CA area code:

Some might think that being a nurse is a thankless job, but there are many perks.  This MexiMuff, for instance, gets to drink all the sucrose solution she wants.  It's sweet, non-filling, and attracts bees.  All good things.

Quite honestly, this muff blows me away.  This is more of a mushroom cloud than a muffin top.  If you had dropped this on Hiroshima, the place wouldn't be radioactive, but certainly no food would be growing.

This may also be our first sighting of a "lower muff", also known as a "FUPA", or "Fat Upper Pu$$y Area".  Sorry for the foul language folks, but I'm trying to appeal to the kids.