
The bigfoot those guys in Georgia claimed to have found turned out to be a fake, but I believe these blurry photos close the case for good.
No human could have a regular muffin top, a triple bra-top, and some sort of weird dent and additional fat roll in the middle of their back.

Whatever this creature is, it has learned how to blend in by wearing a skin-tight shirt and roaming the parking lots of Mexican grocery stores. These beasts may be smarter than we feared . . .