The one thing I despise on my South-of-the-border senoritas is loose-fitting tshirts. Where is your respect for you national heritage of eating a lot of bad food, not exercising, and wearing highly unpalatable clothing?
Sure, I give her credit for wearing very tight jeans, but I can barely see her MexiMuff under that billowy Goodwill-bought tshirt. You know, gas for a van my size is expensive. Make it worth my while.
Please send me better example: muff@mexicanmuffintops.com
