I can think of another way to use those straps . . .



This was a very pleasing first for me. The "front-loading, double-strapped nino carrier"-induced Muff.



I particularly enjoy the rhinestones sparkling in the midday Sun, holding my eyes even longer on to her shamelessly displayed rolls of fat. Also, who tucks a top like this in to capri jeans without a belt?

My future wife, that's who.