From an Amigo in the land of Schwashenefhngger:
I am not one to point fingers, unless they are delicious lady fingers. In case you were unaware, "lady fingers" are a type of snack cake. To be honest, they are a little high-brow for Meximuffs. Then again, paper napkins are a little too high-brow for Muffs.
Hey, I'm just being honest about my women. They are precious to me. Remember that cat you had when you were a little girl? Tubby Latinas are my "cat you had when you were 5 years old". Do you have a tissue?