Hey, Homeland Security. I am about to solve your immigration problem right now. Every "La Migra" van you've got out there, just throw a "sausage" banner on it. I am predicting a 93% drop in Meximuffs by lunchtime.
Don't worry, you'll get the rest, soon. Some women will have to walk uphill.
In all seriousness, I hope she likes man-sausage. That's code for "my wang" if you're not hip to the lingo.
Submiciones of your own:muff@mexicanmuffintops.com
