"She came to an auto repair shop after scratching her Navigator! she was terrified that her man was going to kil her!"
If it were me, I'd be forgiving. This sassy senorita could come home with a panty line like that in her flat rear end, a sort of butt-muff almost, and it would cause me to lower my fist. I'd still take a crack at her if she didn't deep-fry them chalupas, though.