DON JUAN DEMUFFO

Taste the Poorness!



This guy should be on the next season of "The Bachelor". He took off his lady's fanny pack because it wouldn't fit around her muff. Then he says, "Let me take that for you, too." He picks her lollipop out of her mouth, grunts as she sits on his leg, and then warmly embraces her lips in his.

Somebody tell Hugh Grant he's got competition. At least in the overweight Mexican category. Yes, I know "overweight Mexican is redundant". Get off my case.


On the boardwalk, down by the sea-uh-yeah