Flour, sugar, lard, butter, brown sugar, and then some spray cheese

From a Flickr poster, who has a recipe for all of us, "This girl was no more than 13. Yet the yeast has been added and the muffin top is rising. She's not even chubby. She just added the important ingredients: tight belt, low rise jeans, short tank top, stir until mixed. Serve warm. ":

It's pretty evident that the MexiMuff gene is solely located on the X-chromosome. That cuts my work in half. Now, to find a microscope, some sort of cutting device, and some genetic human blanks. Give me a few years, and I think I'll progress beyond the "pile of goo" stage to the "horrible genetic mutant, but, hey, look, she kind of has a muffin top" stage.

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