Pink is the new fat
Flour, sugar, lard, butter, brown sugar, and then some spray cheese
It's pretty evident that the MexiMuff gene is solely located on the X-chromosome. That cuts my work in half. Now, to find a microscope, some sort of cutting device, and some genetic human blanks. Give me a few years, and I think I'll progress beyond the "pile of goo" stage to the "horrible genetic mutant, but, hey, look, she kind of has a muffin top" stage.
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"Stuff" Happens
From a Flickr poster in Las Vegas, who opines, "Sure it's outta focus, but just LOOK at that muffin top! I mean, I'm not knocking the body...it happens! But hey, make the appropriate wardrobe adjustment PLEASE! ":
The only adjustment necessary to this situation is my nose closer to those stretch pants.
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Turniquits aren't just for Civil War battlefields anymore
From a Flickr poster from NYC who says, "Just to prove the muffin top is not limited to LA.":
This proves a whole lot of other things as well. I just figured out why the Latina buttocks are so small. Their tight belts are cutting off the blood supply to their lower body. But in the same way we let Chinese women bind their feet to make them small and sexy-like, who are we to tell the MexiMuffs that they can't bind their buttocks?
Judge not, people, judge not.
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Cowboy hat in Seattle? You betcha!
I, for one, enjoy the reclamation of the US by Mexico. Sure, everything will smell worse and we will all be bored by the atrocity that is futbal, but the MexiMuffs will be on us like brown on beans.
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LIKE A ROCK, LIIIIKE A RAWK!
CAN I GET THE UNLIMITED MEALS TEXTING PLAN?
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SHINY HAPPY MUFFS
I'M JACKING, THAT'S FOR SURE.
This mountain of a muff has a large amount of options. She likes the bright pictures, but I'm sure she doesn't know what "teriyaki" is. I bet she can sound it out.
"Ter" is like "three", and "yaki" is like those guys who ride horses, so there must be three different kinds of horses in this dish. That's going to be white, black, and brown. If you don't think Mexicans eat horses, now you know for sure.
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